As we continue to exhaust our fossil fuel reserves, scientists
continue to struggle with a solution to the approaching
crisis. Luckily, we here at apemobile are way ahead of
those snooty fat headed buffoons. After all, who would
want to have a stupid looking solar panel on the hood
of their cars? Who among us can honestly say that we
would run the risk of letting our friends and family see
us put an 'all natural environment friendly petroleum
alternative' into our fuel tanks? Do they really think
that we americans will give into those tree hugging
overeducated baby-eating bureaucrats!? But what other
natural(or otherwise) resource does this planet have
that could possibly offer us both comfortable and stylish
transportation? I'll tell you! Dirty, smelly, flea-ridden,
good for nothing apes who, after some minor genetic tampering,
will become super stylish, quasi intelligent, super-apes
with comfortable car seats(among other things) grafted to
their spinal columns! We will then plant vine trees all
over the country so that the apes can swing us to wherever
we want to go! Cool, eh? Oh yes america, we have heard your
paniced cries for help and we have answered! Feel free to
navigate around our site and answer your questions, see
what our apemobiles have to offer, or even purchase your
own ApeMobile!
